From the "And You Kids Thought I Was Kidding Department"...

My hometown IS THE FREAKIN' SITE OF THE ETCH-A-SKETCH.

See here.

Or, for a gripping picture of Bryan, see here.

And for those in my high school class:

• Went to Stryker High School
• Birth Certificate and address in Bryan, Ohio
• Had an Evansport Phone Number

And if you're lucky, tomorrow I'll give my own version of Kevin Costner's "I Believe" speech from Bull Durham.

:)